Wednesday, January 5, 2011

What is the Cause of Mass Bird Deaths?

In Sweden, 50 birds were found dead yesterday in the middle of a Falköping street. This is the latest in mass bird deaths which include thousands of blackbirds in Arkansas and 450 birds in Louisiana.

Various reasons for the bird deaths have been proposed including New Years fireworks and unruly powerlines.

Arcturi has been hearing an increased amount of rumors that government agencies been testing weapons to detect and combat UFOs. These advanced devices are using various vibrational sound frequencies that disrupt the airwaves causing intercranial hemorrhaging in the birds. We will release more information on this when it comes available.

Top Secret Sonic Weaponry in use by the government

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